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Randomosity

About 3 years ago I went out clubbing. My sense of direction is completely out of whack so of course I ended up lost. Lost and frustrated. Eventually I saw … Continue reading

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The Question

I work in a retail environment where I meet a lot of different available men. Usually, I avoid dating them so if it goes bad they won’t be able to … Continue reading

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A Twitter Tale: Hashtag Chew and Screw

I met a liar, a bum, a fucking leech named Antonio on Twitter. If I ever see him again I’ll probably end up arrested or a police shooting victim. Our … Continue reading

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Tell Your Tale

Tales From My Vagina are true stories of dating disasters and sexual hilarity, shared by readers, both male and female.  Share your Tale by filling out the form below. All submissions … Continue reading

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Lickety Split

I had a pal. Complete opposite of me, physically. Where I’m fair in complexion, she was ebony. Very beautiful with a toned, slender figure. I always admired her beauty and … Continue reading

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Big Love

In order to share this Tale, I must discard my vanity. I’d waited my whole life to fall in love. Romantic, deep, storybook love. I was forty-something and overweight. Melissa … Continue reading

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Black Magic

My family was upper middle class White and they warned me not to marry my extremely poor, lower class White boyfriend. I rebelled. I regret it-regretted it three years after I … Continue reading

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Zipped! The Tale of Frankendick

  I grew up in a very religious strict family. Church on Sunday, prayer group on Saturday. Both followed by family dinner where we would share our personal thoughts on … Continue reading

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I’m So Wet

A couple of years ago I was speeding down the highway, a nice cocktail in one hand, a Newport in the other. Of course I got pulled over doing 70 … Continue reading

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Can’t Love Those Hose

While vacationing in Florida I met the most wonderfully amazing man. At first I thought it would be just a vacation fling that was fun, but forgettable. We got along … Continue reading

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The Runaway Penis

Somewhere along the year she lost her sexy. Maybe it was depression or just a lack of interest in the current selection. She had completely disregarded her current lover for … Continue reading

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Dickmorphia

I was digging this Blaxican. We exchanged text messages from the time we woke up in the morning, until we fell asleep in exhaustion at night. He didn’t spell very … Continue reading

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